The Brotato Blankie

Had a tough day clicking the wrong buttons? Hide under the Brotato Blankie. 

Need some privacy to crank one out after a day of relentless revenge trading and running the perps account to zero again? Do it under the Brotato Blankie.

Whatever needs you have, the Brotato Blankie will always be there for you.

This exquisite Brotato Capital sherpa blankie combines a plushie feel with exceptional softness, making it the ultimate cryptocurrency cuddling companion.  

• Integral composition: 100% polyester fibers
• Fabric: 100% polyester (51.5% surface fabric, 48.5% sherpa fabric)
• Smooth side fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (220g/m²), sherpa fabric: 7.08 oz/yd² (240g/m²)